English please!

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Soo, bei diesem Forenspiel wird nur auf Englisch gesprochen. So können die älteren die jüngeren verbessern. Somit lernen wir mit Spaß :D
Soo:

I have a dog. His name is Milo.

Yeah! I have got a good mark! ...Okay, 1- .. ^-^ I have been sooooo happy!
Guys,remember: If you practise a lot, you will get a good mark. A half year ago my (english-)speech(?) was soooooo horrible... Now I can speak English very well, not perfect, but well. Okaaay, my pronunciation is always bad... but....


LOOK PEWDIEPIE AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OK¡

Isn't it strange? I've been having english lessons for 6 years now, and I still can't understand everything in english songs!

Oh my god how awesome *-*
I love english! Best idea for a what ever that word is in english forever!
And so incidentally (or however you write this stupid word) who needs to watch pewdie, markiplier is much more awesome! *-*

O.O
I have in english not the best grades. from time to time I get an 1 but - rarely.

"Not the best grades"?! A 1 is actually fantastic! I always get 2s (Bs)... I mean, theres nothing to complain, but if you say, your grades are not so good - "from time to time I get an 1 (A)?

I say rarely. Not often!

But you can be happy, you get some! (Ich meine damit: du kannst froh sein, dass du überhaupt welche kriegst!)

Wow, I only have my 70 % which I think is a B. Right? But in school, I have English as mother-tongue, which is really difficult. I don't want to boast, but I think in most parts of Germany, the English is not that good. Maybe its true, maybe its not. I can't know, as I don't live in Germany.

I just read a book, which was written by an Australian woman, and she said, german people (and people from Austria) have the call (den Ruf) to speak very good english! And when she came to Austria for an interview about her book, the people really spoke very good english!

I like english. Its cool. Last Year i find an english friend.
she was really nice. Its good to can speak a little
bit english. When we write presentations for school,
i use almost always the google translater! xD

The google translater is only useful for seperate words, not for sentences. If you want to translate an english sentence into german, it always becomes shit.

I know. But... what the hell?
I I have no desire to look up anyway.

I can't speak so good english.

I have a cat at home. Her name is nyua and she's very nice. In past she wasn't nice, but from time to time she being nicer.

Here come I with the badest English ever.
I hate this language an I am very bad in this.
I have not a pet, but a silly brother. I hate he, too.
And who is the mean, that this the badest english ever is, he or she thinks right!

I have two sisters.
One of they is my twin.
And ihave one brother.
The oldest from kids in my
family are me. Im two minutes
older as my twin.

I like english, but I have to leran pretty much about it. Or many? I don't know... Who cares? Who knows FanFiction?

Fanfictions are really cool. I read fan fictions.
II think english is important, because i am an
little Youtube-junkee and Pewdiepie, an wonderful
Minecraft-LetsPlayer talk english.

Yeah *-* I learned so much about this language there :3 AMV's, fanmade things...

Pewdiepie is so funny! :3
But the funniest ist dner... :'D
The best PvP Skill has UNgespielt.
Gomme, too.

Currently I'm usually watching LeFliod, Suishomaru and TheZeroOfTime.

Lefloid is cool, yeys.
But who's Shuishomaro and the other one?
I like Taddl, too.
Lets draw from ape crime ist really funny, too.

Are you serious?
Pewdiepie is funny. He's the best one. He's the Youtube-king.
I love him and his videos. They make me happy and it take me away from my problems.

I like Pewdiepie really much i say.
But he speak english. Im not so good in english.
He has an very cool voice.

I don't know how the videos from pewdiepie are, i look the most time videos from people who are not so... Bekannt XD