English please!

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Soo, bei diesem Forenspiel wird nur auf Englisch gesprochen. So können die älteren die jüngeren verbessern. Somit lernen wir mit Spaß :D
Soo:

I have a dog. His name is Milo.

I think dog´s hate cats but your cat hate dogs...
ehm...realy...craezy?

My cat is 12 years old and I`m 12 years old too.
My dog is 4 month old.

Crazy O.O
Live the Cat alredy so long with you?

Yes. My cat is my best friend for ever <3

Very nice Story

Thanks. Have you animals?

I don´t have animals...  :( 

That`s not good
What is your favourite animal?

I like bees and (Eulen) but my faverite animal is the cat.

I`m like bees and cats too :)
We are twins

I don´t know I have a Twin O.O

I have a brother and you?

I´m a only Chil  :( 
I don´t have a brother ore a sister :(

What are you doing?

Oh. I have eaten some chocolate 3 hours ago. Why are some chocolat mans in my stormach (Bauch?)

I don´t know what you mean.

You're creazy.
But I'm too

Do you mean me? My Gramma is very bad. I think I love this Forum ^^

Oh. I can't speak english very good,but i think it's still better than nothing.
:3

I think so too.

My English is really horrible! But I hope you understand me ;D
My grammar is really crazy! I give me trouble! ^..~

What meanings ¨trouble¨?

Problem? :DDD
owo my english is the worsest XD
In my new class, I had in every clausur a 2 , but in math a 3 and in english a 4. I HATE english but this thread is funny, we can learn good english... maybe... XD

:D
Oh,I know it!
I get a 3 in a test,but i learned so much! And if I write a test and it feel good,than I will get a bad mark.

I hate engliish and I don´t can it. My english teacher is become desperate.